SS #1 (stupid shit #1)

I caught a draft from a telephone company work truck this morning, but I had to bail on it after the smell of the drivers aftershave made me gag. I knew it was the truck driver, since it dissipated slowly as he pulled away, and disappeared completely when I went straight passed where I saw him turn. How much aftershave do you have to wear to pollute the air one hundred yards behind you?