There are very, very few people I hate. One of them is DICK cheney.
You have to go here.
Best lines: "Every decision he has ever made has been wrong" and "In 1959, he matriculated to Yale University, where it was thought to be impossible to flunk out. After flunking out, Cheney returned to Wyoming in 1960."
If there was ever an example of Evil Incarnate, it would be DICK cheney.