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- Welcome to the Blog Of Zencycle, the fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. Now, some folks say he looked like Rudy Giuliani Some others say, 'bullshit, man, He's just another greasy guy who happened to be born in the basement of The Captain's Lounge in Revere, right beside the autographed copies of the Kinsey Reports in the bathroom where Paris flushed away her stash but the cops got her anyways'. Still others say, 'Piss on you, Jack! He's just a crazy Mick who rode a black mountain bike'. You see, no one really knows for sure Because He is so, He is so, he is so! Mystery-uuuus! He is so, He is so, he is so! Mysterious! Some men say he could ride Some men say he could swim Others say he could sing like Freddie Mercury, And all the girls in Brockton are amazed by him! Ladies and Gentlemen: THE ZENCYCLING COSMIC PRAYER FOR GUIDANCE featuring Tyler Hamilton, hit it! “Let me tell you brother, it doesn't mean thing, if you haven't got the ability to SPIN!” Consider this rumor, published three weeks ago in ROLLING STONE (Oh, it's gotta be true!): Zencycle can write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin! YOU DON'T SAY!?!? (I'm so hip!)
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